Beetle Bailey
Perhaps not everyone knows that Beetle Bailey was not born as a soldier but as a college student. His enlistment occurs only later, but its nature has not changed.
His motto: “if you get attacked by the desire to work, lie down until it passes you.”
A philosophy that allowed him to go to college courses for the nick of time and that seems to work well in military life: stubbornly resists the insistent demands of his superiors and very committed in trying to secure a little ‘rest.